I Am The Walrus what's up? what's up? doesn't matter if it's out of tune doesn't matter if it's out of tune cause you're cool (spoken) i am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly i'm crying sitting on a cornflake i'm waiting for they van to come corporation tee shirt stupid bloody tuesday man you been a naughty boy you let your face grow long i am the eggman we are the eggmen i am the walrus goo goo g'joob mister city p'liceman sitting pretty little p'licemen in a row see how they fly like lucy in the sky see how they run i'm crying, i'm crying, i'm crying, i'm crying yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye crab a locker fishwife pornographic priestess man, you've been a naughty girl you let your knickers down i am the eggman we are the eggmen i am the walrus goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun if the sun don't come you get a tan from standing in the english rain cause i am the eggman we are the eggmen and i am the walrus goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you see how they smile like pigs in a sty see how they snied i'm crying semolina pilchards climbing on the eiffel tower elementary penguin singing hare krishna man you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe i am the eggman we are the eggmen i am the walrus goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob goo goo g'joob, goo goo g'joob, g'goo doop doop do ah doop doop do ah doop doop do ah doop doop do ah doop doop do ah